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First Date
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If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down
when you read it.��This is probably the funniest date story ever, first
date or not!!!��We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
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Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
that a woman ever had.
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The winner described her worst first date experience. There was
absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
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She said it was midwinter...��Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah ..
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It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and
truly had never met before.
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The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home
late that afternoon.
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They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
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They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
middle of nowhere!
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Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
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Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside
the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.��They stopped and
she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and
started.
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In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest
against the rear fender to steady herself.
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Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.��All she could
think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing
nature of the situation.��Upon finishing however, she soon became aware
of another sensation.
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As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender.
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Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she
attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.��It was quickly
apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
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Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply
that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off" and in need of some
assistance!
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He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing.
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She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
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Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with
a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her
chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
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Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
free.
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So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip
his pants and pee her butt off the fender.��As the audience screamed in
laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down.��Or perhaps that
should be "pants down."��And you thought your first date was
embarrassing.
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Jay Leno's comment...��"This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed
off.
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Oh, and how did the first date turn out?��He became her husband and was
sitting next to her on the Leno show.
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l! m! A ! o! Now that! is funny! roflroflroflrofl! poor lady though.
oh lol i've heard this one before
Haha! Nice.